I think I’ll try defining gravity
one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when
how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time
it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere
CARRIE YOUR TAGS KILL ME. EVERY TIME
Teen Wolf AU: Derek and Stiles are supposed to go undercover as a couple. The only problem? They hate each other. Stiles thinks he has the pretending part down, but Derek clearly hasn’t. Cue lots of practice making eyes at each other, and practice kissing, which then leads to pretend making eyes at each other and pretend kissing on the job, which totally doesn’t lead to real making eyes at each other and pining and kissing. Nope, not a chance.
"I don’t see it," Scott says with squinted eyes as the movie plays before them and the rest of the pack shrugs while muttering agreements.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Isaac says, exasperated, "I swear to god that guy could be Stiles’ twin!"
"Stiles’ nose looks nothing like that," Derek mutters and Stiles absently presses at his nose while he scoops a handful of popcorn.
Lydia nods, “Yeah, and that guy is clearly wearing last season J. Crew. Even in the apocalypse, Stiles couldn’t afford J. Crew.”