such lovely nonsense
tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

crystalreedie:

this picture makes me so happy (x)

crystalreedie:

this picture makes me so happy (x)

hoechlined:

Find an anchor. Something meaningful to you.

-wondersmith:

Commission for the wonderful Jamie for her friend Amanda’s birthday!   This was so much fun~
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-wondersmith:

Commission for the wonderful Jamie for her friend Amanda’s birthday!   This was so much fun~

[ commission info ]

takeshii:


"Isn’t it cute?" Stiles asks with a wide smile as he holds up the fox he found and has now adopted as his own.
"….yeah…" Derek mumbles, absent-mindedly petting it as he thinks of how utterly adorable Stiles is.

Happy Birthday, Amanda!
I love you a lot, and hope your birthday took a turn for the better since this morning ; ~; <333

takeshii:

"Isn’t it cute?" Stiles asks with a wide smile as he holds up the fox he found and has now adopted as his own.

"….yeah…" Derek mumbles, absent-mindedly petting it as he thinks of how utterly adorable Stiles is.

Happy Birthday, Amanda!

I love you a lot, and hope your birthday took a turn for the better since this morning ; ~; <333

artofobsession:

offered a request to the first person to message me last night, so here it is!
i was probably a bit hasty, hope you like it still tho!

artofobsession:

offered a request to the first person to message me last night, so here it is!

i was probably a bit hasty, hope you like it still tho!

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

dariustwin:

Blood Moon Transition

dariustwin:

Blood Moon Transition

tin-pan-ali:

i made a transparent hat so we don’t have to lose it when april 1st is over
hats for everyone
hats forever

tin-pan-ali:

i made a transparent hat so we don’t have to lose it when april 1st is over

hats for everyone

hats forever

tesla-in-space:

I still say this man does some of the finest explanations of historical events the world has ever known.